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(This is the last time I suck beer out of the dirt with you.)

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"Okay, here's why I'm the bomb.
I'm super-fine, I'm round-the-clock horny, I'm rockin' ONE leg...and-- I got a case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome--that's IBS for short!
So take a walk, bitches, 'cause I can't!"

-- AMY POEHLER, (as "Amber" on America's Next Top Model spoof,) SNL

"This past week, Winnie The Pooh got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. At the ceremony, Winnie The Pooh arrived just as he always does--half naked and high on Oxycontin. In related news, Eeyore has committed suicide."
--- TINA FEY (Weekend Update)

"I'm taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I fall deeply in love, I overcome my nausea, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing...the downside? I date Michael Scott publically and collapse into myself like a dying star. Why is that so hard? That's what she said... oh my god, what am I saying?"
--- JAN LEVINSON (The Office, "Cocktails")