User Profile

Customize

jlfromnyc

Add Friend
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift

Party on the Highway!

(This is the last time I suck beer out of the dirt with you.)

Created on 2004-08-25 23:20:37 (#4324888), last updated 2008-10-01

2,723 comments received, 1,202 comments posted

Basic Account [Gift]

554 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 6 Userpics

Basic Info

Name:	jlfromnyc

Bio

"Okay, here's why I'm the bomb.
I'm super-fine, I'm round-the-clock horny, I'm rockin' ONE leg...and-- I got a case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome--that's IBS for short!
So take a walk, bitches, 'cause I can't!"
-- AMY POEHLER, (as "Amber" on America's Next Top Model spoof,) SNL

"This past week, Winnie The Pooh got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. At the ceremony, Winnie The Pooh arrived just as he always does--half naked and high on Oxycontin. In related news, Eeyore has committed suicide."
--- TINA FEY (Weekend Update)

"I'm taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I fall deeply in love, I overcome my nausea, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing...the downside? I date Michael Scott publically and collapse into myself like a dying star. Why is that so hard? That's what she said... oh my god, what am I saying?"
--- JAN LEVINSON (The Office, "Cocktails")

Connect

External Services: